Hey guys, it’s time to get your acts together! Now that you’ve spent a fortune on fitness books and and DVD’s, it’s time to stop whining about still being fat and flabby. Just joining a gym and buying stuff isn’t going to make you fit and healthy – you have to do the workouts if you want results!
Boys – did you expect to magically look like the guy on the cover of that ’six-pack abs’ e-book you bought just because you went to the trouble of printing it out and putting a staple through it? Six months have passed and pushing a staple gun is the most exercise you’ve gotten out of it. That was such a big chore that you had to lie down on the couch and read erotic comics.
Gals, is this what you did? You ordered an aerobics workout DVD online. When it came in the mail, you popped it into the player and sat on the floor to study it once before you actually followed along. The next time you played it, you sat on the floor and worked on your disney scrapbook while it played in the background. You haven’t looked at it since.
Both you guys and you girls have probably been faithfully paying a gym membership as part of your exercise regime. You go in once a month, pay for the entire month and while you’re there, have a quick warm-up on the exercise bike. You’re not really in the mood for a workout, though, so you vow to come back the next day.
Did you know that the owner of your local gym loves you? He loves you because you pay him regularly for something you never make use of. You walk in, pay him money and walk out again. What a perfect way to make a buck!
What you do with your body is nobody’s business but yours. Just keep it that way, okay? Stop whining about how nothing you’ve tried works. It doesn’t work if you don’t use it. You don’t lose weight by thinking about it and you don’t get strong by going to a personal massager. You do that after you’ve had a good weight training session and have earned a good massage. What ever made you think that having your flab massaged would make it go away?
Have you got the picture yet? Stop complaining and get to work or just stop whining and get back to your comics and scrapbooks. If you really want to get fit, you’ll do it!
